What is the dumbest load you have pulled/hauled in the military?

I drove a bus for a while...

Didn’t end up driving it, but our LT wanted us to drop the sides and drive a M114 on the back of a M813 5T truck. Drive from Bamberg to Grafenwohr MTA was the plan. Thankfully once he saw it loaded he changed his tune.

a block of ice that melted !

One piece of paper

Delivered Christmas presents to the Iraqi kids on Christmas morning in 07...

32 tons of 81mm mortar ammo on a bridging trailor designed for 15 tons.

Or an entire 7ton for 2 seat pins

Loose Water Bottles

A midnight mission flying into the live fire ranges in Ft. Irwin (requires all sorts of radio calls to shut down the ranges) to pick up dirty mermites (dirty dishes) because the rotational unit decided to task us instead of driving them back

I was assigned to our BDE HQ's in Pirmesans Germany for the Brigade FTX. A 5 ton trailer loaded full of chow for a mess hall, plus beer fest tables and benches, so the BDE HQ people didn't have to sit on the ground. We couldn't get all the fest tables on one trailer. Had to get a second one.I told the mess sergeant they should go to the field like the rest of us. He agreed, but, God forbid a one star General sitting on the ground. Unheard of.