What is the dumbest load you have pulled/hauled in the military?

I once drove a two-star around our base who gave me every impression that "the cheese had done slipped off his cracker." No names or locations 'cuz he may still be alive!!!

Mine was when we hauled six regular cars up to Fallujah from Kuwait that had no motors in them. When we started downloading them at TQ I asked one of the marines what they were going to do with cars that had no engines. He replied, "use them for target practice."

Name it ,I probably hauled it

Driving a M915A1 w/30ft trailer from Rhein Mein AFB in Frankfurt to Embassy in Holland to deliver a 1 pound package.

3 triwalls ful of loose 556 and 9 mil ammo on a hemmt flatbed From Camp Phoenix AFG to BAF
We turned in everything at phoenix to get new rounds. Lot# on old mo was expired

I drove a HET loaded full of plastic porta potties from Biap to Some range complex they were standing up on the east side of Baghdad... And you know HET’s are made for tanks...

While at Ft Campbell, sometime between Oct 1988 and April 1990, had to take the M915 with trailer to get a pallet of batteries. One pallet. Couldn't have any holes in the floor of the trailer (not an easy thing to find) AND had to have another tractor follow me. The E5 "reading the map" got us lost and it ended up being an overnight trip. The batteries were for the stupid laser tag devices.

I asked the guys at the drop-off why. They said they had no idea and that they normally take one of the pickups they have there. They were civilians and really nice, just confused.

I could have hauled twice as many batteries in my 2 door escort! What a waste.

Curious are any of you still hauling loads on the Civilian side of life or do you know anyone that is or is at least looking to?

I am looking to hire right now.

Once while on a deployment we were tasked to assist a unit with there redeployment back state side. I was in a PLS and my load was a port-a-John that a 2 star had.

24 pack of small bottle gatorades in a flatbed 7ton. If I would of know I was going to waste a day at Pendleton supply for something so little I would of just bought them at the PX...and the next day was followed by 20 fifty’s in a mini van it made no since. That minivan was dragging.