What is the dumbest load you have pulled/hauled in the military?

Humanitarian rations

Out houses

One ammo can of gas capsauls for the gas chamber on a mtvr

I had to carry 50 chairs and a tent for the chaps a total of only 3 milea

T barriers into a hostile zone and then two weeks later the people in charge said that its now calm lets pull em out

load empty about 300 conex on one side of train tracks and move them to the other side to pick up some more to move back over the tracks for AT

I hauled a one pound box with a comp chip with a 40 foot trailer 150 miles 999 cargo

2 lhs for 2 crates of 50 cal

A pallet of soda on a HET. Went from Kuwait to Anaconda. SGM wanted RC cola and the PX didn't carry it. It was ordered and when we moved north we took the shipment with us.

A load of tampons and maxipads