What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

I've run across several NCOs named either Sargent or Major. I once met CPT Captain. But the best, by far, was a Marine named Deathrage.

I had a Drill Sgt Friend and Love,they never held up to their names

I had a Commanding Officer whose name was Commander Seaman. That was until he was promoted to Captain Seaman.
Heard of a guy named Chief Massengill. Everyone said he was a douche.
Lastly, I saw on a promotion list someone named IC2 Balls. I guess that's better than IC3 Balls.

SGT Frago. Yep, that's right. FRAGO.

there was a Gen at Aberdeen Proving Ground named Harry Ball

Seaman Teets, Commander Woodcock.....

There was a Major Payne at Madigan when my son was born

It was really hard to maintain our bearing in basic when we had mail call "PRIVATE KNUT!"
and Drinkwater

Served in the U.S.Navy with a Seaman Stanes. Yep that was his actual name.

Had an XO named Kernel... Yep...Lieutenant Kernel.