Posted on Nov 18, 2016
What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?
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I've run across several NCOs named either Sargent or Major. I once met CPT Captain. But the best, by far, was a Marine named Deathrage.
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The recruiting office I worked in in the marines recruited a Deathrage. Annoyed me to no end that she pronounces it "Death-ridge"
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I had a Drill Sgt Friend and Love,they never held up to their names
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There was a DI on Parris Island named Love. Everyone feared when Love was around. Except me. He thought that my last name was awesome and left me alone
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I had a Commanding Officer whose name was Commander Seaman. That was until he was promoted to Captain Seaman.
Heard of a guy named Chief Massengill. Everyone said he was a douche.
Lastly, I saw on a promotion list someone named IC2 Balls. I guess that's better than IC3 Balls.
Heard of a guy named Chief Massengill. Everyone said he was a douche.
Lastly, I saw on a promotion list someone named IC2 Balls. I guess that's better than IC3 Balls.
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SSgt Donnavon Smith
I wonder if Major Payne reported directly to GEN Nuisance? I would love a copy of that OER
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It was really hard to maintain our bearing in basic when we had mail call "PRIVATE KNUT!"
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