What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

My recruiter's name was MSgt (USAF) Steve Austin. His favorite joke was that he had "different bionic parts"...his wife would turn beet red because he always used to bring it up whenever she was around.

I've known 2 CPT Morgan's and a CPT Canada.

I met a Major Rape when I was at Ft. Leonard Wood

When I was stationed at Ft. HUACHUCA WE had a VERY attactive young female SPC4 working in the mail room. Her last name was Flick. It doesnt sound odd until you realize it was all spelled in blocky capital letters.

FLICK

It was kinda embarrassing reading her name tape the first time I saw her and thought the "LI" was a "U".

I knew a SGT Legg who had just PCS'd from Bragg.

I've met an Air Force Major named Nails, so he was Major nails. There is an E5 in my unit named sergeant so he is Sgt Sergeant.

We had a CO at PSA Memphis named Loser. Great lady and a great Skipper.

I saw a 2LT Nutter at the Comissary once. So she was a Nutter Butter Bar.

One of my soldiers at Fort Ord was Specialist Crapper. I went through Infantry Officer Basic Course in 1973. One of the lieutenants, last name of Major had prior service and his rank was Sgt.

Sergeant Major, Major