What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

There was a General Dick floating around the Air Force circa 2003--while I did not know him in his younger years, it was said by some who did that when he was a major, his title and name combination was highly descriptive :)

While filling out papers the admin supervisor said, " AND PUT YOUR JOHN HENRY AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT".....later as he was inspecting the forms.... he shouted " ALRIGHT WHO IS THE SMART *SS?..... turned out the student's name actually was "John Henry"
In Division we had a man named "MAJOR".....no problem until he made sergeant

I served in the navy with an IC3 Dicks. David definitely knew he was made fun of. Not to mention Seaman Catcher.

I served overseas with a 1st LT whose last name was Neptune. He did okay until he was promoted to captain. The phone would ring, and he would answer "Captain Neptune speaking," and the guy on the other end of the line would say, "Right, and I'm Superman! Lemme talk to your supervisor!"

We had a Private Parts in 2/72 Armor Korea.

we had a Pvt Dockter

There was a Mess Specialist on my ship, named petty officer Kitchen.

Went through Ranger School with a soldier named Ranger

We had a guy named Cpl Anal and a Cpl Butts~USMC

Seaman Shoots, Seaman Samples, and Commander Commander