What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

When I was in the Navy I was stationed with an XO whose name was Seaman. Therefore he was Captain Seaman. He was actually a cool dude for an XO.

Was stationed with a SSG Biggs, yes he had buck teeth.

I had a Sergeant in the Marines whos name was Marine. "Good morning SGT Marine..." Always felt awkward talking to him.

I was intel and would get the flight schedule for some of our assets. The schedule was built by a SGT Major and a Major Sargent. Always chuckled when I saw it.

When I went through WTC we had a SSG Kirk who resigned his commission to switch to enlisted. We found out the day before graduation he was previously a Captain.

My dad was at Ft Bragg in the early '50s with a Sgt named kernel, not sure how he spelled it.

A buddy of mine served with a soldier named “Wayne John”. No big deal , right? Until, of course, you use military format, and you call out the last the last name first, first name last- then he became “John Wayne”! The DS’s kept assigning the poor guy all the tough assignments in BCT and AIT. Unfortunately, my friend lost track of him after AIT, so he didn’t know if the trend to give him tough jobs continued!

I've met a SGT Major as in his last name was Major. The best was PO1 Showers. So just think was her name was cumming into service...

Spc Butcher here. I was a grunt. I sharpened knives, etools, anything metal. Carries a knife you could shave your face with. I liked to stare at cherry privates while sharpening something. For hours. Without talking. My knife has been featured in safety briefings. More than once. One guy touched it and needed stitches. In Iraq, I charged 2 packs of smokes to sharpen a knife. Stateside it was $20. I remember when smart phones came out. Bullshitting sitting in the company bay, everybody on their phones. Not me. I'm sharpening shit. Never got smoked for being on a phone.

Once, I was watching a 100% layout in Iraq (our 6th in 7 days), so I was sitting there shapening my Etool. Biggest dickhead SGM I ever had walks up. "Hey there soldier! What are you doing there?"
*snaps to parade rest* "Sharpening my Etool SGM!"
"What are you doing that for?"
"So it's better to kill motherfuckers with SGM!"
"Hooah! Carry on."
Convinced that is the most positive interaction anyone ever had with that man.

Not in the military, but knew a kid named Steven Buttcheese. Played against them in pee-wee football. Over 20 years ago. Only heard it announced over the loudspeaker once. Can never forget. Lol.

In boot camp there was a Private Outhouse.