What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

For a while we had a CPT Beer in my BN as well as a CPT Payne

I was in air force basic with a guy named Bruce wade. Every time we'd work in the kitchen all of us would sing the theme song to the 60's batman show.

I had a Staff Sergeant Rambo in AIT

Had an OCS Solider in my Basic Training group who’s last name was Payne. Everybody made Major Pain references towards him while he was there

I once knew a SGT Major who worked for a MAJ Sargent in a battalion S-3 shop.

Had a Captain named Knoshitia and when someone would say something obvious, she would put one finger over the k and another over the ia. Yep, Capt. No shit Knoshitia

I met a Pvt Pyle and LCpl Lejeune

I use to get a little bit of flack for my maiden name being Brashere, because the tape on my chest spelled Bras here. However, nothing holds a candle to my married name. I am currently Specialist Boener (pronounced boner). I am very confident with my new name and enjoy the rise I get out people saying or not saying my name. The jokes are usually entertaining if done with good taste. The key to "unique" names is time and place.

Went to boot with a Seaman Tester

Dick was probably the most common of the ones I've seen but other the rarest was a Lt colonel Dan