What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

I went to Naval Hospital Corps School with a SN Sample. He couldn’t wait to graduate and become HN Sample. Plus my Marines in 2/2 would talk about a girl on their MEU named Slutski

Basic training. My drill sergeant was Drill Sergeant Stonebraker.

Captain Hawk an MP at Ft Fix in early 70's....and he was a hawk

I knew a Major Major and a Colonel Bird.

In AIT there was a sergeant Sargent

I knew a Captian America and a Captain Crazy while at Camp Lejeune. Captain Crazy’s actual name was Crazythunder. He was Native American, but preferred to shorten it. The two captains, America and Crazy were to outgoing and incoming OOD one evening. They were performing turnover rounds of all the guard posts. A new PFC on watch at the armory challenged them in the darkness, the two Captiains responded with the password and the young PFC told them to advance and be recognized. They stepped forward and said “Captian America”; “Captain Crazy” - When the Sergent of the Guard got there, the PCF had both Captains on the deck with their hands behind their backs. He thought they were just being a couple of wiseguys f-ing with him.

I once worked for a MAJ Dick - that was his last name. I never called him by his name because I would laugh every time I said it. I just called him Sir or MAJ.

One of my friends from my hometown went to boot camp in the Navy with a guy who’s last name was allegedly, “Samples.”

Used to be a female in MedCom named Major Comfort. Last I heard she had been promoted to LTC Comfort

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