What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

Sfc Sargent, and ltc sanders call sign kfc

Standing in the chow line there was a Maj. Boner. BON-er

I was a Drill Sergeant at Fort Benning 90-92. Had 2 reservist drills come in, SGG Hurt and SSG Pain. I also had major abdominal surgery by Major Payne.

I never really found my last name funny but a lot of people asked me if my first name was Harley all the time. Every time someone new asked me if my name was Harley they thought that they was the first person ever to say this. I once had a 1SG that called me Dave and thought my first name was David. So I was David Davidson . In Basic during the BDU days I traded tops with a guy named Davis every other day. It confused the shit out of the Drill Segeants.

When I was in BCT my senior Drill Sergeant was Sergeant First Class Woody, he said to us his sister was a Major. At MEPS one of the doctors that blessed off on tge physicals was a retired Navy Captain named Sergeant.

Came across a Captain Cokblocker. Can only guess how it's pronounced. Becoming a Major would've been hilarious.

I knew a kid Pvt Sargent, and a sfc dimwiddy

Served With a Cpl Savage

I knew a Staff Sergeant Sergeant

Knew a SGT Sergeant, a SGT Majors, a CPT Warrior, a CPT Morgan, LTC Papa (pediatrician)