What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

this should be good...

In AIT. We had a drill instructor named Sargent sergeant.

I knew a SGT Slaughter, and the most humorous one was a LT. Poindexter, oh also a MAj. Titsworth

I knew of a Navy Airman who was not all that happy about making 3rd Class Petty Officer, ABE3. His name was Pinto and he was an ABEAN, arresting gear technician. On the organizational board in his shop, his name was listed as "Pinto, ABEAN", he enjoyed the word play.

When I was stationed at Camp Roberts California in 1966 I had a Lt named General Williams as my Battery Cmdr. He always answerd the phone As Lt General Williams speaking.

I knew a car salesman that worked at the Honda dealer where I was trying to get a car. His name was Major Peavy. I called him to find out about my car. I asked to speak with Major Peavy, he came to the ph. I go " what's up man, is my car ready". My 1SG heard me and called me in to his office upon my call ending. I had to explain who he was and show him his business card that said Major Peavy, Sales Consultant.

It was fun trying to explain and then seeing the look on my 1SG's face.

I once simultaneously worked with a SPC Sargeant, SGT Sargeant, and a SSG Sergeant. That was interesting to say the least.

I have met PVT Sargent, DS Blood, SGT Slaughter, MAJ Payne, and CPT Crunch.

went to boot with a George Patton and also served with a Ben Dover

Recieved my ETS physical Dr. Finger. You do the math....