What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

Had a young LT out of good ole Ft Hood, walking around with a name of "Bonner" damn I wish I was there to see him get promoted to MAJ.

Served with a Captain Obvious who was actually Intel of all things. We (wisely and with great difficulty) all held our laughter until AFTER guardmount.

When I was in 29 Palms, I met these 2 PFCs named Morehead and Allgood. Every time I saw them I would say "Do you know that Morehead is Allgood"

Seaman Stanes

I had a SgtMaj Sergeant at HQ Bn SOI

Iowa’s serving on a US Navy Destroyer in the mid 90s, the COs name was Commander Army!

Was going to be an officer till I realized it would suck when I became a Major......my last name is Wood.

Drinkwater
Lick
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When I was stationed at Offutt AFB. I worked in the hospital. One day the had to call back a person to the lab. So on the overhead you heard “Will a Seaman Sample please report back to the Lab”

I was in Korea and met a Col. Sanders!!! The whole operations room was weak!