What is the most military-appropriate name you've encountered in the military?

I also had a SSG Major. Was very handy at times.

Kid you not, on my first enlistment (Air Force) I was assigned to a Squadron with a Commander named Gordon, Exec Officer named Evans and 1st Sgt named Cassidy. You can imagine how that went with the young enlisted. Yep - Flash, Dale and Hoppy! Somehow they saw no humor in this.

I am Sgt Slaughter

I once knew a COL Sanders (a veterinarian)...

I met a SGT Commander while I was at reception for basic training

Ranger Smith &LT. BooBoo

Was at the finance office at Ft Campbell and saw a guy named “Putz”. Best part his rank was Major

I knew a Cpt. America from the Puerto Rican national guard

My basic training Company Commander at Ft. Knox in 1983 was CPT Canada. I went to PLDC at Ft. Polk with Specialists King and Queen (male and female ironically). Then I saw this guy while working retention on a BA weekend. I'd deployed with him and no, this wasn't his real name.

I met a Major Sergent once. He said he was the only Major Sergent in the army.