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Did you jump off the garage roof using an umbrella as a parachute? Did you try touching the frozen flag pole with your tongue. Come on, we've all been there, done that? We've all had bad ideas and then acted on them. Confess. Hey, I married the Bride From Hell. The one that sent me three "Dear Johns" while in the military. Surely, nothing you've done is more embarrassing than that...
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Probably the time I decided to test a mother's ferocity.
Basically, we had a newborn calf with her mother in a stall. I got in there to give the mother some feed, and got the bright idea to go pick up the calf. No sooner did i have my arms around the calf then did I hear a "moooooooo" and next thing I know I'm pinned up against the wall by an angry mother. She kept me in place with her head and here I am just screaming my lungs out for someone to give me a hand. Needless to say, I didn't get in a stall with the mother and calf for a while after that.
Basically, we had a newborn calf with her mother in a stall. I got in there to give the mother some feed, and got the bright idea to go pick up the calf. No sooner did i have my arms around the calf then did I hear a "moooooooo" and next thing I know I'm pinned up against the wall by an angry mother. She kept me in place with her head and here I am just screaming my lungs out for someone to give me a hand. Needless to say, I didn't get in a stall with the mother and calf for a while after that.
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CPT Jack Durish - #3 -she hates when I phrase it that way - is when I finally got it right. Little over 10 years now.
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SFC Zach K. - Actually, I think campaign stars would be more appropriate than oak leaf clusters
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