Posted on Oct 14, 2016
CPT Jack Durish
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As a child, I would swap license plates on cars in the neighborhood. As an adult, I hung threads that felt like spider webs in the dark from the porch roof and had to go to the porch steps to deliver treats to children (and adults) who couldn't make it to the door.
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SN Greg Wright
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The one where I turn my lights off and hope the little bastards pass me by.
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CPT Chris Loomis
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I once knew in advance that my sons sports team was planning on trick or treating together as a team. So, I donned a ghillie suit and hid in the bushes adjacent to my houses porch where they were committed and had no escape route. Once the team was on the porch and jumped up screaming. Scared the sheeeeet outa all of them! Coincidently, my son, despite his fear, jumped towards me in attack! HOOOAH!!!
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Let's just say he got a mans handshake and extra allowance that week....
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I like to turn away kids that are too old to beg for candy and/or no costume.

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