Posted on Mar 25, 2014
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We all have that one NCO or Officer that gives the greatest Safety Brief ever, gets the point across and makes you leave laughing and repeating it to yourself so you can use it on your next safety brief.

Some of these will probably get good, I think the Infantry guys do it the best, so open this post at your own risk.

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CSM Michael Poll
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Had a First Sergeant say, "Remember the shit I said last weekend? Same shit this weekend!  DISMISSED!"  Awesome!
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CPT Jacob Swartout
CPT Jacob Swartout
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CSM Poll, we could have used a 1SG like that while slowly dying in the 99% humidity on Friday formations at Ft Stewart. One of my 1SGs would go on for what seemed like 30 mins.
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SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S.
SPC Jan Allbright, M.Sc., R.S.
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Very close to mine ..
"Stay Safe, DISMISSED"
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SSG General Services Technician And State Vehicle Inspector
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One of the better ones was in Korea. Two things my last CDR would say is 1) If you find Mr/Ms Right tonight, don't forget MOPP Level 4 and 2) If your date takes you into post housing then get out of the car and RUN!!! Because only two types of females live in post housing: wives and underage daughters. :O
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SPC Charles Brown
SPC Charles Brown
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"Don't do anything stupid, and if you do don't call me." Dismissed. Name withheld
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SFC Medical Platoon Sergeant
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Of course I loved having an old CSM use: "if you are going to go AWOL, do us a favor and lay all your TA-50 out in the barracks first.  It makes it easier for us to account for it."
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CPL James S.
CPL James S.
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ROTFLMFAO - I've had this brief in Germany! LMFAO
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