What is your favorite story form your unit one upper?

Example -this didn’t happen really happen but I bet everyone know this person in your unit

You: when I was in IRAQ, a rocket landed about 25 meters from my tent, it was totally terrifying.

Upper: Man that ant nothing I was in Pakistan with the Special Forces. Some big burley bad guy shot a RPG at the the team so I turned my M4 around and hit the rocket with the butt stock, so that it went back at him and totally killed 56 enemy troops. I was put in for a medal of honor but the S-1 lost the award.