What's a tasteful military ball gown?

I think she would have gotten a lot less attention if he wore that dress.

A tasteful gown is something you'd allow your teenage daughter to wear to prom.

Please forgive me I can't stop laughing... I'm being plunked.... Right!?

Well she must've just arrived after her shift at the gentlemans club?

I would have to use more than one criteria but here goes:

1) Would it make the woman look like she made a career spinning on a pole?

2) Does it appear that you paid her by the hour for her time, and it WILL have a happy ending?

3) Would she want HER daughter to be photographed dressed like her and acting like her?

If the answer to any of these is "YES", God have mercy on the soul of that poor Soldier that she is married to and embarrassing in front of his troops and superiors.

I don't even know what to say.

This is TOTALLY OUT OF LINE.. GO HOME

Scandalous

Scary

It certainly is NOT that one!