Posted on Jun 10, 2016
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Checking into base housing, my neighbor welcomed us. Well the young child saw me in uniform and called me Daddy. The mother corrected him by saying "That's not Daddy, that's your white Daddy". I was shocked because the husband was on a deployment at the time. The last thing I needed was him to come home and have his son calling another man Daddy. So what awkward situations have you been in?
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SPC Elizabeth DeCamp
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Not me personally, but my husband is a retired JAG sergeant. In Fort Ord in 1990 a soldier was being court-martialed over a child abuse case in his two-year-old daughter didn't want to take a bath, so the father duct taped her mouth shut and tossed her into the bath water, which was way too hot for her. She was scalded on nearly half her body. The guy simply got a BCD (bad conduct discharge) instead of Fort Leavenworth where he belonged. My husband had to be left alone for about a week after that. It somehow made local news and it's a small wonder people didn't think soldiers are ghouls.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Damn... I don't blame him. I don't know how I could handle taking a case like that. There's just something about hurting children which raises my blood pressure like nothing else. Thanks for sharing.
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SPC Elizabeth DeCamp
SPC Elizabeth DeCamp
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Cpl Justin Goolsby - It's funny how many people think JAGs live cushy lives until you have to deal with cases like this or the Aberdeen Proving Ground rape scandal.
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CDR William Kempner
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The MOST uncomfortable thing I ever had to do was a JAGMAN investigation for a young LTJG who got himself killed by a BART train, where he got off at the wrong station on the way to see a friend while on liberty, and instead of going back down the stairs and over and up to the other side , jumped down and tried to cross the tracks to jump onto the train, and got caught between the train and the platform.(The BART trains are automated-no conductor/driver>.) I was the SLJO at this command, and I had to identify the body at the coroner's, and investigate what happened, who saw and/or heard anything, etc. and then write statements of fact per the JAG Manual. I know EVERYTHING about the last 20 minutes of this young guy's life. The capper was that while the Navy told the family that the guy died instantly, one of the ladies at the BART office called me at home, anonymously, and told me that the poor kid DIDN'T die right away. He was crushed, but she and her co-workers heard him CRYING. (That still sits with me. A lousy way to die.) I couldn't WAIT to be done with that duty.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Damn. That's one of the biggest reasons I avoided the medical field. All my family are medics, but I just couldn't handle the details of all the calls they go out on. Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss.
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SSG Kalani Matthews
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A guy from my unit that I went to dive school with embolized on the first day of pool week. He was immediately rushed to the re-compression chamber where the dive docs worked on him until he was stable about 12 hours later. Then they moved him to the hospital. It was about 8pm and I had the duty desk that night. His wife called and asked where he was probably since it was so late. I said "He's stable now and they just moved him to the hospital." She said "hospital?. Oh my God. Kalani, what happened?" I said "Nobody called you when he drowned today?". She started freaking out on the phone so I yelled down the hall, "Senior Chief, you have an urgent call." and handed him the phone. I've never heard so many desperate "Yes Ma'am"s in my life as she chewed him out for not informing her.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Damn... gotta love when someone drops the ball.
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SN Greg Wright
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Sure, put it off on the Navy guy! :)
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PO3 John Priest
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All things said, the most uncomfortable situation was being in the pre-"DADT" Navy, and being asked if I was gay. Anyone other than the CPO that asked it, I would have denied it immediately. Unfortunately the CPO that asked was someone that I, out of honor and respect for the man, could not lie to.

Given my performance record and the point that I when I was on Base, or on Ship, I was on duty and I was discreet and circumspect about who I went home or on a date with. At Captain's Mast, they decided that an Honorable Discharge would be appropriate, mostly because I had been truthful about things and had very good evals.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Well I'm sorry that you had to experience discrimination, but good on you for maintaining your integrity.
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PO3 John Priest
PO3 John Priest
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Back in the 90's when I served, Gays in the military were not unheard of, just for obvious reasons unheard from...

During my time in the service was probably the worst time to figure out my sexuality, but when I did, I kept it discreet and kept professional on the base/ship...Again, on base/ship, on duty, and support the team I was working with at the time.
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SN Greg Wright
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In MEPS they asked us if we'd ever had sexual congress with an animal. I kid you not.
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SMSgt Todd Grebel
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Back when we were first getting widespread networked computers (no CAC) and it was still the wild west when it came to security. I left my terminal open and went to heat up some chow. Came back and started working and I get a call from the 1st Shirt saying that I needed to be in his office "now!". Went in and he started asking me forcefully why I was surfing porn on a government computer. I told him I had no idea what he was taking about. Went back and forth along these lines for a half hour before he let me go. I was pretty pissed about being threatened with an Art 15 for something I had no knowledge of. Found out that while I was gone, a couple of guys had been talking about going to a concert and decided to look it up online. We were in Germany, and instead of the .de at the end of the url they put .com. One was a concert site and one was porn. Go figure. Asshats didn't own up to it till weeks after the incident.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Damn... that sucks. At least these days you'll know someone was on your computer because they'll change your desktop to something crazy like a naked Burt Reynolds on a bearskin rug.
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During my first initial interview with a new join from SOI: asked him when he got married, he tells me the day, and then when "they consummated their marriage"
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Hilarious. He probably was afraid you'd think it was a contract marriage. Marriage ain't legit if you don't consummate it.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby - Justin, that'd be kinda difficult to enforce, and besides, how does one define "consummate?" Is fellatio part of the definition? Analingus? Just wondering. . . .
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PFC Leander Yazzie
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Playing D&D with the unit welcome party, sadly half way thru the game I asked what the acronym ment.
The reply I got was from a bi female PFC, Dungeon's & Dido's.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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Well we know how popular 50 Shades of Grey is with the female crowd. That very well could have been the style game they wanted to play.
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A1C Aaron Tedford
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I was in tech school for the Air Force and on my day off (not in uniform) and I was holding my wife's walking her around were I train. A Tech Sgt screamed that I was not allowed show PDA in public. I shot back that we were married. The then replied, " I do not care." He walked off and I continued to hold my wife's hand. Never saw that NCO again.
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A1C Aaron Tedford
A1C Aaron Tedford
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From original post:
I was in tech school for the Air Force and on my day off (not in uniform) and I was holding my wife's hand walking her around were I train. A Tech Sgt screamed that I was not allowed show PDA in public. I shot back that we were married. The then replied, " I do not care." He walked off and I continued to hold my wife's hand. Never saw that NCO again.
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Cpl Justin Goolsby
Cpl Justin Goolsby
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That just seems like an unreasonable person to deal with. Holding hands is hardly a public display of affection. If anything, it's the duty of a gentleman to act as an escort.
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SSG Timothy Stevenson
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Met a young lady at my first duty station and we had gone out a few times. Got a call one morning to report to the Post IG at 1, hurried to the barracks and threw on a clean pressed uniform and my parade boots and reported......seems I was dating his underage daughter, he politely asked me to refrain from coming by again....Thank god for Desert shield....we were gone in a few days after.
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MSG Frederick Otero
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Hate to admit this but maybe it will purge it from my memory. Demonstrating firing a LAW to a General and being so nervous i picked up one that had already been fired; it went great till i attempted to fire it! Seriously Awkward moment. I will say the General was very understanding, my teammates not so much.
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