Posted on Nov 29, 2013
What's your best "military-related joke" or "amusing military story?"
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We all know that when it comes to military jokes and amazing stories, military folk have corned the market; some are old classic and some are more recent, but one thing's for certain, there's some real gems out there... so, what's your best joke or "sea story?" It could be on the topic of one of your sister services (a little light ribbing is ok of course, we're all family here), or perhaps a classic yarn about a "brand spankin' new" Lieutenant or "salty" old Chief, maybe even a humorous or entertaining story passed down through the generations. Written descriptions, photos, links, slideshows, videos, etc. are all welcome, whatever way you have to tell your story or joke is absolutely ok, just have one basic rule here, let's try to keep it within the bounds of good taste; so, put on your thinking caps folks, and let's have some fun here... I know this'll be a great time; thank you for all that your do, and... see you all in the discussion threads!!
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A SEAL Team met their fate aboard a training helicopter where they died and went to heaven.
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, they met Saint Peter. The team leader approached Saint Peter and asked; Saint Peter are there any Green Berets in heaven? Looking down at his feet, Saint Peter replied: No, they Go to a special place. Ecstatic there were no competition of elite groups in heaven, the Team shouted with Glee and congratulated themselves as they walked through the pearly gates into heaven. No sooner had they entered they witnessed an angel screaming past them with his gown aflame. Astounded by the sight of the angel, the Team shrugged it off as an unforeseen event. Moments later they heard gurgling noises coming from the edge of a building and
upon investigating they saw four angels lying head down and feet up as if they were being water boarded, again they thought nothing of it. As they continued their tour of heaven, they rounded a curve and witnessed eight angels kneeling with their hands zipped tied to their ankles and knap sacks covering their heads. From over the hill from where they were standing, they heard screaming and blood curdling yells and the cling clang of metal, no longer being able to resist what was happening, they rushed to the top of the hill and lo and behold, they saw a fifty-foot, sweaty, muscular, bare chested man cussing and kicking ass and taking names of hundreds of angels tossing and throwing them about like worn out rag dolls. This didn’t bother them. The one thing that struck fear in their heart was the giant was wearing a Green Beret. Distraught at what they had just witnessed, the SEAL Team raced back to the pearly gates and confronted Saint Peter. Saint Peter, Saint Peter we thought you said there were no Green Berets in heaven…looking once again to his feet in humbleness, Saint Peter shook his head and replied: There are no Green Berets in Heaven, what you saw was GOD! For GOD has always wanted to be a Green Beret. ;0)
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, they met Saint Peter. The team leader approached Saint Peter and asked; Saint Peter are there any Green Berets in heaven? Looking down at his feet, Saint Peter replied: No, they Go to a special place. Ecstatic there were no competition of elite groups in heaven, the Team shouted with Glee and congratulated themselves as they walked through the pearly gates into heaven. No sooner had they entered they witnessed an angel screaming past them with his gown aflame. Astounded by the sight of the angel, the Team shrugged it off as an unforeseen event. Moments later they heard gurgling noises coming from the edge of a building and
upon investigating they saw four angels lying head down and feet up as if they were being water boarded, again they thought nothing of it. As they continued their tour of heaven, they rounded a curve and witnessed eight angels kneeling with their hands zipped tied to their ankles and knap sacks covering their heads. From over the hill from where they were standing, they heard screaming and blood curdling yells and the cling clang of metal, no longer being able to resist what was happening, they rushed to the top of the hill and lo and behold, they saw a fifty-foot, sweaty, muscular, bare chested man cussing and kicking ass and taking names of hundreds of angels tossing and throwing them about like worn out rag dolls. This didn’t bother them. The one thing that struck fear in their heart was the giant was wearing a Green Beret. Distraught at what they had just witnessed, the SEAL Team raced back to the pearly gates and confronted Saint Peter. Saint Peter, Saint Peter we thought you said there were no Green Berets in heaven…looking once again to his feet in humbleness, Saint Peter shook his head and replied: There are no Green Berets in Heaven, what you saw was GOD! For GOD has always wanted to be a Green Beret. ;0)
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