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Ah yes, "Jody calls," we've all heard them, marched to them, run to them, or called them out in a motivated tone; so, what are some of your all time favorites? As this is an inter-service thread, we want to hear from all of you--Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Reserve of each of the above, and the National Guard--so what are your favorite service-specific cadences, and do you have an old standby or trusty go-to cadence? Perhaps it was one that was once popular but somehow fell out of use, or maybe an just an old standard or unique favorite. Please feel free to share any photos, videos, sound files, stories, associated memories, and/or anything else needed to help to tell your story. I'm sure that an old classic or two comes to mind, so "one, two, three, four-or... this is what we're here for-or..." So, pull up a keyboard and let's get this thing started, thank you for all that you do, and... see you all in the discussion threads!
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Monkey and the baboon lying in the grass monkey stuck his finger up the baboons @
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove he was cool Mutha #$%$%# you could tell by his clothes!
I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf and I was the baker!
Don't let you're ding dong dangle in the dirt pick up your ding dong and kiss it if it hurts.
They have taken all the fun out of the Army
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove he was cool Mutha #$%$%# you could tell by his clothes!
I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf and I was the baker!
Don't let you're ding dong dangle in the dirt pick up your ding dong and kiss it if it hurts.
They have taken all the fun out of the Army
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Back in 1987, I and 2 other NCOs from the Ranger Regiment were recorded by Documentary Recordings to create a marching and running cadence tape for the Recruiting Command. /We had 44 holdover RIP students running in a circle as we sang cadence. some of their favorites were:
Lear Jet SWAT Team
Dark Side Calling
Man of Death
War Pigs (Ozzy Osbourne inspired)
You had to be there to know what I'm talking about, but I would call cadence on 5 mile runs and never repeat a cadence...
Lear Jet SWAT Team
Dark Side Calling
Man of Death
War Pigs (Ozzy Osbourne inspired)
You had to be there to know what I'm talking about, but I would call cadence on 5 mile runs and never repeat a cadence...
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TO HEAR A UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS BOOT CAMP PLATOON ABOUT TO GO ON THE PARADE DECK TO GRADUATE AT PARRIS ISLAND IS MUSIC TO MY EARS WISH I HAD A RECORDING....
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Col (Join to see) Sir, this is one that we sing at Naval Submarine School:
A long, long time ago
I heard it on the radio
Sounds so good to me
US Navy submarines
Recruiter just said: “Sign here!”
Turns out I gave them five years
Had to get out of boot camp
They won’t light the smoking lamp
Now I’m a Submariner
Rollin’ in the deep, sir
Top Secret mission, hush-hush
No one’s gonna find us
Six months below the ocean
I can’t remember the sun
Can’t write my wife no letters
Bet Jodie’s gonna get her
But I won’t trade this life away
It makes it worth the “Navy pay”
If I can’t be a Bubblehead
I might as well just be dead
A long, long time ago
I heard it on the radio
Sounds so good to me
US Navy submarines
Recruiter just said: “Sign here!”
Turns out I gave them five years
Had to get out of boot camp
They won’t light the smoking lamp
Now I’m a Submariner
Rollin’ in the deep, sir
Top Secret mission, hush-hush
No one’s gonna find us
Six months below the ocean
I can’t remember the sun
Can’t write my wife no letters
Bet Jodie’s gonna get her
But I won’t trade this life away
It makes it worth the “Navy pay”
If I can’t be a Bubblehead
I might as well just be dead
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Unfortunately a lot of the cadences I have learned in the last 9 years of service have been deemed inappropriate and not allowed. But, as for the ones that aren't on the naughty list, I like:
Me and Superman had a fight
I clocked him 'cross the jaw with some kryptonite
I hit him so hard that I rattled his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane
Me and Batman had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
I kept stompin' away with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile
Me and the Hulk went blow for blow
But I like green so I let him go
And I guess you heard of this guy they call Flash
We raced around the track 'till he puked in the grass.
Me and Superman had a fight
I clocked him 'cross the jaw with some kryptonite
I hit him so hard that I rattled his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane
Me and Batman had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
I kept stompin' away with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile
Me and the Hulk went blow for blow
But I like green so I let him go
And I guess you heard of this guy they call Flash
We raced around the track 'till he puked in the grass.
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The Jodys were always my favorite.
Agony and misery, that’s what the Army’s done to me (2x)
Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant! Why don’t you leave me alone?
You know I want to go home!
Ain’t no use of lookin’ down, ain’t no discharge on the ground (2x)
Ain’t no use of lookin’ back, Jody’s got your Cadillac (2x)
Ain’t no use of going home, Jody’s got your girl and gone (2x)
Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant! Why don’t you leave me alone?
You know I want to go home!
Agony and misery, that’s what the Army’s done to me (2x)
Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant! Why don’t you leave me alone?
You know I want to go home!
Ain’t no use of lookin’ down, ain’t no discharge on the ground (2x)
Ain’t no use of lookin’ back, Jody’s got your Cadillac (2x)
Ain’t no use of going home, Jody’s got your girl and gone (2x)
Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant! Why don’t you leave me alone?
You know I want to go home!
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Agony and Misery are both hills in Ft Polk. well known to the boots and drills who were there. Thanks
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I've always liked pebbles and bam bam go to heaven on a paper kite also my all time favorite is "I wish all the ladies!"
I wish all the ladies where pies on the shelf!
and I was the baker!
I'd eat them all by myself!
I wish all the ladies where holes in the road!
and I was a dump truck!
I'd fill them with my load!
there's so many more verses LOL!
also there was one about a woman and something about being like a battle ship but can't remember all of that one
I wish all the ladies where pies on the shelf!
and I was the baker!
I'd eat them all by myself!
I wish all the ladies where holes in the road!
and I was a dump truck!
I'd fill them with my load!
there's so many more verses LOL!
also there was one about a woman and something about being like a battle ship but can't remember all of that one
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I have two personal favorites
The Killing Man
Darkness, brings the silence, as daylight ends it's reign
I whisper softly in your ear as your life begins to wane.
"There is something that you need to hear,
Before I let you slip, away.
There is something that you need to hear,
A little fact, to absolve my sins, before I take your life, today
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
I'M, JUST HIS SON
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN,
but I'll... do all the killing.
Till he comes back someday."
My father taught me from a young age,
to do it with his skill,
To go about the family business, without yearning,
for the thrill.. BUT I LIKE IT!
Now that you lay before me, Dressed in your lacey black and red.
I whisper to you softly, Now that you're all but dead.
"There's something that you need to hear.
Before I let you slip away,
There's something that you need to hear.
a little fact to absolve my sins, before I take your life today.
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
I'M JUST HIS SON
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
But I'll, do all the killing...
Yes I'm, More than willing...
Yes I'm, doing all the killing...
Cuz he ain't, coming.. back...
For those long runs away from innocent ears
There's also the S&M man
THE S&M MAN
Melody: The Candy Man
This is the most obscene, vile, and disgusting rugby song there is!
This is also the favorite rugby song of many RFCs.
Who will run through jaggers
(Who will run through jaggers)
Ripping up his flesh
(Ripping up his flesh)
And turn right around
And repeat the bloody mess?
It's the S&M man
CHORUS:
Oh, the S&M man
The S&M man because he mixes it with love
And makes the hurt feel good
Yes the hurt feel good
[Different individuals sing the verses and everyone
repeats the first and second lines.]
Who wears pants with zippers
And no underwear
Then pulls them up and down
And rips out his pubic hair?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a razor
And no shaving cream
Scrape her pussy bald
Just to make the bitch scream?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an old saw
Rusty but still cuts
Pull it back and forth
Until he rips off his own nuts?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a bottle
Shove it up your ass
Hit it with a hammer
And line your ass with glass?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your scrotum
Stick it with a pin
Hang on a bunch of weights
Till it drags down to your shins?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Slam it in a door
Slam it in a door
So you can't fuck anymore?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a sander
Make sure it's Black and Decker
Rub it up and down
Until you've got a bleeding pecker?
It's the S&M man
Who would take a condom
Put pepper in the ring
Use it on the wife
'Cause she twitches when it stings?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a mallet
Claim that he's a stud
Smash it on his pecker
Till it starts to ooze blood?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Tie it in a knot
Tighter yet tighter
Until the fucker rots?
It's the S&M man
Who can take sandpaper
Rough like fifty grit
Rub it on her pussy
Until she has a bleeding clit?
It's the S&M man
Who can take two ice picks
Jam one in each ear
Ride the bitch like a Harley
While he fucks her up the rear?
It's the S&M man
Who takes jumper cables
Clamps one on each tit
Starts up the car
And electrocutes the bitch?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a young girl
Turn the lights down low
Flip on the video camera
And make like Rob Lowe?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a vagina
Suck out all the yeast
Spit it out into some dough
And serve bread at the rugby feast?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a puppy
Grab it by the ears
Fuck it up the ass
Until it sheds those puppy tears?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a vice clamp
Clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down
Till it pops just like a zit?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a cheese grater
Strap it to his arm
Fist fuck the bitch
And make Vagina Parmesan?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a transient
Rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard
While he listens to his cries?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some shackles
Chain you to the walls
Fill a glass with sperm
By lancing both your balls?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a Coke bottle
Shove it up her ass
Kidney punch the bitch
Until she's shitting blood and glass?
It's the S&M man
Who would use machinery
To masturbate at work
Rip off his left testis
And pretend it didn't hurt?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a baby
Lay it on a bed
Turn it around
Fuck the soft spot in its head?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a little girl
Before she's on the rag
Fuck her till she's dead
And then toss her in a bag?
It's the S&M man
Who would put a kid's hand
In a socket on the wall
It's nice when they jerk
Up against his balls?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an abortion clinic
Sneak around to the back
Dig through all the dumpsters
Till he finds a tasty snack?
It's the S&M man
Who can take another abortion clinic
Go in front, not the back
Run through the clinic
And rip one off the rack?
It's the S&M man
Who gives children candy
Takes them round the block
And rips up their innards
With the ramming of his cock?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a baby
Throw it on a pile
And fuck it up its ass
Shis-ka-bob style?
It's the S&M man
Who would take your kiddies
Out to a picnic binge
Put them on the fire
And watch the fuckers singe?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a pregnant woman
Fuck her till she's dead
Leave his dick inside her
Till the fetus gives him head?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hammer
Shove it up her twat
Move it back and forth
Til he finds her G-spot
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hammer
Wave it overhead
And slam it on his pecker
Til he wishes he were dead?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his bicycle
Take away the seat
Put his girlfriend on it
And ride her down a bumpy street?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his willy
Slam it in a door
Slam it back and forth
Til he can't pee anymore?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Rev it up on high
Shove it up her ass
Just to hear her scream and sigh?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some fiberglass
Wrap it round his pud
Shove it up her ass
Til she's shitting chunks of blood?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a light bulb
Shove it up her ass
Fuck her up the rear
Til she's shitting chunks of glass?
It's the S&M man
Who can take just two bricks
Take one in each hand
Bang them on his balls
Like the cymbals in the band?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Cut the bitch in two
Fuck the bottom half
And toss the other half to you?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Feed it to a whore
Then slam it in a door
So you can't fuck no more?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Stick it up her hole
Turn it round and round
And make tuna casserole?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some clothes pegs
Hang his girlfriend by her nipples
Leave the bitch just hanging
Til her tits are nearly tripled?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a Doberman
Let him do a show
Let him fuck your girlfriend
While he takes a video?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hair curler
Turn it up on high
Stick it in her cunt
And listed to her fry?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his penis
Put it in a door
Slam it real hard
And scream MORE MORE MORE?
It's the S&M man
Who can find some newlyweds
Sneak into their room
Fuck the bride in bed
And sodomize the groom?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a glass rod
Shove it up his prick
Put it on the table
And smash it with a brick?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a nun
Lean her over the pew
Fuck her up the ass
Til she wishes she was a Jew?
It's the S&M man
Who can take Pope John Paul
Bend him over a pew
Fuck him with a cross
Til he admits being a Jew?
It's the S&M man
Who can take O.J.
Tie him to a pole
Punch him in the face
Until he confesses killing Nicole?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an innocent virgin
Reassure her sex isn't scary
Tell her that he loves her
Just to break the bitch's cherry?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a sorority girl
Dress her up in lace
Knock the bitch down
And cum in her face?
It's the S&M man
Who can take three children
Ages six, seven, and eight
Lock them in a closet
Until they learn to masturbate?
It's the S&M man
The Killing Man
Darkness, brings the silence, as daylight ends it's reign
I whisper softly in your ear as your life begins to wane.
"There is something that you need to hear,
Before I let you slip, away.
There is something that you need to hear,
A little fact, to absolve my sins, before I take your life, today
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
I'M, JUST HIS SON
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN,
but I'll... do all the killing.
Till he comes back someday."
My father taught me from a young age,
to do it with his skill,
To go about the family business, without yearning,
for the thrill.. BUT I LIKE IT!
Now that you lay before me, Dressed in your lacey black and red.
I whisper to you softly, Now that you're all but dead.
"There's something that you need to hear.
Before I let you slip away,
There's something that you need to hear.
a little fact to absolve my sins, before I take your life today.
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
I'M JUST HIS SON
I'M NOT THE KILLING MAN
But I'll, do all the killing...
Yes I'm, More than willing...
Yes I'm, doing all the killing...
Cuz he ain't, coming.. back...
For those long runs away from innocent ears
There's also the S&M man
THE S&M MAN
Melody: The Candy Man
This is the most obscene, vile, and disgusting rugby song there is!
This is also the favorite rugby song of many RFCs.
Who will run through jaggers
(Who will run through jaggers)
Ripping up his flesh
(Ripping up his flesh)
And turn right around
And repeat the bloody mess?
It's the S&M man
CHORUS:
Oh, the S&M man
The S&M man because he mixes it with love
And makes the hurt feel good
Yes the hurt feel good
[Different individuals sing the verses and everyone
repeats the first and second lines.]
Who wears pants with zippers
And no underwear
Then pulls them up and down
And rips out his pubic hair?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a razor
And no shaving cream
Scrape her pussy bald
Just to make the bitch scream?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an old saw
Rusty but still cuts
Pull it back and forth
Until he rips off his own nuts?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a bottle
Shove it up your ass
Hit it with a hammer
And line your ass with glass?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your scrotum
Stick it with a pin
Hang on a bunch of weights
Till it drags down to your shins?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Slam it in a door
Slam it in a door
So you can't fuck anymore?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a sander
Make sure it's Black and Decker
Rub it up and down
Until you've got a bleeding pecker?
It's the S&M man
Who would take a condom
Put pepper in the ring
Use it on the wife
'Cause she twitches when it stings?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a mallet
Claim that he's a stud
Smash it on his pecker
Till it starts to ooze blood?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Tie it in a knot
Tighter yet tighter
Until the fucker rots?
It's the S&M man
Who can take sandpaper
Rough like fifty grit
Rub it on her pussy
Until she has a bleeding clit?
It's the S&M man
Who can take two ice picks
Jam one in each ear
Ride the bitch like a Harley
While he fucks her up the rear?
It's the S&M man
Who takes jumper cables
Clamps one on each tit
Starts up the car
And electrocutes the bitch?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a young girl
Turn the lights down low
Flip on the video camera
And make like Rob Lowe?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a vagina
Suck out all the yeast
Spit it out into some dough
And serve bread at the rugby feast?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a puppy
Grab it by the ears
Fuck it up the ass
Until it sheds those puppy tears?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a vice clamp
Clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down
Till it pops just like a zit?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a cheese grater
Strap it to his arm
Fist fuck the bitch
And make Vagina Parmesan?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a transient
Rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard
While he listens to his cries?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some shackles
Chain you to the walls
Fill a glass with sperm
By lancing both your balls?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a Coke bottle
Shove it up her ass
Kidney punch the bitch
Until she's shitting blood and glass?
It's the S&M man
Who would use machinery
To masturbate at work
Rip off his left testis
And pretend it didn't hurt?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a baby
Lay it on a bed
Turn it around
Fuck the soft spot in its head?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a little girl
Before she's on the rag
Fuck her till she's dead
And then toss her in a bag?
It's the S&M man
Who would put a kid's hand
In a socket on the wall
It's nice when they jerk
Up against his balls?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an abortion clinic
Sneak around to the back
Dig through all the dumpsters
Till he finds a tasty snack?
It's the S&M man
Who can take another abortion clinic
Go in front, not the back
Run through the clinic
And rip one off the rack?
It's the S&M man
Who gives children candy
Takes them round the block
And rips up their innards
With the ramming of his cock?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a baby
Throw it on a pile
And fuck it up its ass
Shis-ka-bob style?
It's the S&M man
Who would take your kiddies
Out to a picnic binge
Put them on the fire
And watch the fuckers singe?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a pregnant woman
Fuck her till she's dead
Leave his dick inside her
Till the fetus gives him head?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hammer
Shove it up her twat
Move it back and forth
Til he finds her G-spot
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hammer
Wave it overhead
And slam it on his pecker
Til he wishes he were dead?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his bicycle
Take away the seat
Put his girlfriend on it
And ride her down a bumpy street?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his willy
Slam it in a door
Slam it back and forth
Til he can't pee anymore?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Rev it up on high
Shove it up her ass
Just to hear her scream and sigh?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some fiberglass
Wrap it round his pud
Shove it up her ass
Til she's shitting chunks of blood?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a light bulb
Shove it up her ass
Fuck her up the rear
Til she's shitting chunks of glass?
It's the S&M man
Who can take just two bricks
Take one in each hand
Bang them on his balls
Like the cymbals in the band?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Cut the bitch in two
Fuck the bottom half
And toss the other half to you?
It's the S&M man
Who can take your penis
Feed it to a whore
Then slam it in a door
So you can't fuck no more?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a chainsaw
Stick it up her hole
Turn it round and round
And make tuna casserole?
It's the S&M man
Who can take some clothes pegs
Hang his girlfriend by her nipples
Leave the bitch just hanging
Til her tits are nearly tripled?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a Doberman
Let him do a show
Let him fuck your girlfriend
While he takes a video?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a hair curler
Turn it up on high
Stick it in her cunt
And listed to her fry?
It's the S&M man
Who can take his penis
Put it in a door
Slam it real hard
And scream MORE MORE MORE?
It's the S&M man
Who can find some newlyweds
Sneak into their room
Fuck the bride in bed
And sodomize the groom?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a glass rod
Shove it up his prick
Put it on the table
And smash it with a brick?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a nun
Lean her over the pew
Fuck her up the ass
Til she wishes she was a Jew?
It's the S&M man
Who can take Pope John Paul
Bend him over a pew
Fuck him with a cross
Til he admits being a Jew?
It's the S&M man
Who can take O.J.
Tie him to a pole
Punch him in the face
Until he confesses killing Nicole?
It's the S&M man
Who can take an innocent virgin
Reassure her sex isn't scary
Tell her that he loves her
Just to break the bitch's cherry?
It's the S&M man
Who can take a sorority girl
Dress her up in lace
Knock the bitch down
And cum in her face?
It's the S&M man
Who can take three children
Ages six, seven, and eight
Lock them in a closet
Until they learn to masturbate?
It's the S&M man
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