What's your funniest "The Military Just Came Out Of Me" moment in the workplace?

My story relates to my being raised by an SK. I was hired to work a summer for a community pool and the POSAG that was incharge had a way pissing off every vendor for supplies. I asked about placing orders for pool chems and was told to go for it. I got the catalog and wrote down SKU's of what I knew we needed then called the supply vendor. When I started reading off the SKU's the clerk was going "Whoa wait a minute, what are you reading?" I told him and he tells me to wait and let him get into the right computer screen.
My order was placed at 0930 and by 1600 that same day we had the supplies. The property manager asked me how I had ordered and gotten everything delivered so quickly. Told her it was just the way I was trained by my father. We never had any further problems with that vendor for the five years I worked those pools.
As for the POSAG he ended up quitting his position as head of maintenance and left before I closed the pools that first year.

I was talking to my team who complained they didn't know how to do something. I told them essentially "I've given you my intent, now figure it out and present me some COAs - I'm not going to tell you how to suck the egg."

They were stunned for a moment then chuckled and moved out.

I was standing in line at the DMV and they moved me up because I was a senior citizen. The guy (a navy vet) came out and sails “I didn’t mean parade rest.” I was got out over 50 years ago.

It wasn't in the workplace but at a family reunion. One of my cousins was trying to get folks attention but all the folks kept on talking and so on. I gave a command voice of the old Army "Listen Up". You could hear a pin drop

Was training a new security officer at a site I worked a few years ago. Kid showed with his shirt untucked, hair was mess, belt was hanging down the side of leg, pants were wrinkly. Kid was an absolute dirtbag. So, with knife hand in the air, I forcefully told him to do a front flip and un-f**k himself and to drop and give me 20. The astonishing part is, the kid actually dropped and started doing push-ups. Not exactly sure why I snapped on him like that. I apologized for it a few days later and asked why he did the push-ups. He said it was because of the look in my eye that he was afraid to not do them.

Answering the phone with "HHC CEI Battalion, this is PFC Cunningham. This line is unsecure, how may I help you ma'am or sir."

I was installing conveyors with a crew in a hospital. There were a bunch of Vietnames and cambodians working in the kitchen where we were installing the conveyor. They wouldn't move out of our way although I know some knew english, so I told them Ditty mau. This turned many heads but they moved. I guess they knew what that meant

I did an awful lot of telephone support over the years, and still to this day use the correct phonetics when spelling things out and other radio communication protocol... and particularly as my hearing has gone south, a lot of "Say Again".

I pushed someone into a display when the siren went off. Reached for a gun I didn't have. Then explained proceedure point by point and stuck to them while we went through it by rote.

I was in my first engineering job. I was leading 2 different teams and there was a problem on one of the teams. This very young teammate went straight to our site manager to get the issue solved. When it finally came to me it was all blown out of proportion. My very first response was to say "You just had to jump the chain of command? Why did you not come to me first?" I never heard the end of it the rest of the time I was with that company.