What Was The Pettiest or Silliest Thing You Saw Someone Consulted For?

In Indonesia, someone I knew consulted a magic man about getting a driving license. He was unable to get one. Finally, after endless pestering, the magic man gave up and agreed to do this. He said it would turn out badly. The guy got his license, and promptly got burned up in an auto accident. true story.

The new PFC to our office asked me if you still salute colors on empty parked vehicles or does the officer need to be present in the vehicle. I asked him what the general order stated, he said it did not in fact say anything about an officer and just mentioned the colors. I couldn't resist playing along.

After chow that day, I got back to the office just in time to see him being chewed out for saluting empty vehicles. I will never forget how hard the whole office was laughing.

For thinking first formation was star bucks. It was when i went in the reserves and was team sgt. My soldier was late and when i called him he thought we were meeting there that month. The reserves lmao

Soldier wanted a circumcision.

Airman was late because he couldn’t start his car. Didn’t know that turning the wheel would allow him to turn the key.

My company commander had me plant plumeria trees, from bare sticks, around the medical clinic where I was stationed. They actually began to grow, and quickly! He retired, and the new commanding officer soon consulted with me. He sarcastically asked how spending my time planting trees was a good use of my skills as a medic. When he learned I was following orders, he was not appeased.

For a pimple lmao

A Boatswainsmate was diagnosed with "fear of sea waves" by a Navy provider. The Sailor was taken off the ship and placed on limited duty.

Hand nail! Blamed it on wearing their boots day in and day out

I seen a young man get his consult for putting a goat on the SgtMaj office in the Battalion. He snuck it in the office during the weekend and on Monday morning the goat ate a lot of paperwork and crapped pellets everywhere. Took three months of pay from that young soldier who was said to have done this on a dare. Still funny this was twenty years ago.