What Was The Pettiest or Silliest Thing You Saw Someone Consulted For?

lady sneezed and her eye lashes flew off, I could not stop laughing I had tears in my eyes, one lady directed her to some other kind glue for lashes,

Over in Iraq I was given a counseling statement for having trash in the trash can in our TMC. Because sick call was over.

A customer called my tech support line because they couldn't get their computer's coffee cup holder to close. (They thought the cd drive tray was a coffee cup holder).

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I know a guy who didn't even make it through basic training and is now rated at 100%. Meanwhile, I can't get my rating (for type 1 diabetes) above 20%...

The hair stylist at the PX in Panama slipped up and I got buzzed too close on my side. I had an NCO write me up for getting a masculine haircut. Not only did I get a crappy haircut, I got written up for it, too. Luckily it grew out fast and I never went back to that stylist again.

Shipmate wore an arm cast twice... punched the steel wall of the ship... score: ship 1, dumbo 0!!

During the first Class-A inspection after arriving at my unit, I was reprimanded three times for the same issue, I had shown up in a freshly pressed uniform with the enlisted "saucer cap". First, I was accused of wearing a non-regulation uniform. We went to the company command building and I pulled out the uniform regulations and showed that I was actually within regulation. Then it was against company policy, but the 1SGT couldn't produce the policy. Then the Company Commander, a full Colonel, walked in wearing a wrinkled uniform, asking if I had been reprimanded yet. So, I asked if that was the real reason I was getting chewed out, indicating the CO's uniform. Finally got the real reprimand, I had made the CO and a half dozen other officers look bad. Then I got chewed out again for having the audacity to point out that the CO was the one out of uniform. My Section Chief was smiling when I countered the first two charges and was trying not to laugh by the end. Turns out he had a bet with another Section Chief on whether I would stand up to command or tuck tail.

Me as an artillery man making a mistake using a printer at the S-shop--and for punishment being told to count how many flowers were in the picture above the printer.

Listening 2 advice on how 2 deal w ppl that make hod snorts.