What Was The Pettiest or Silliest Thing You Saw Someone Consulted For?

Getting a sunburn. We all understand that when we raise our right hand, we put our Nation first. Their is no I... So to see a fellow Soldier get a councling for destruction of military property, even tho he was in full battle, Ridiculous. Mind you this was around the time those stress cards started showing up and I made my decision to serve my nation in other ways.

I think it's quite funny to know that some people have a phobia of anything. There is a person out there getting seen for their fear of balloons. They don't want it anywhere near them.

I was ask how or why I received a Bronze star did I have sex with somene get it

While serving in the Navy SeaBee's, I was station on an Island, where there was nothing much
to do except fish. One of my crew, walked in to this native village, and slept with one of the native
girls. He then got to fly home on basket leave and proceeded to give his wife Syphilis. He then
when to have consulting, because he tried to blame getting syphilis on his wife.

I needed sneakers because of shin splints.
The Doc councelled me: “You came to be a soldier. Now, be a soldier.”
Still, to this day, I have no idea of what the correlation is between a sneaker and a soldier.

Saying a school barracks were claustrophobic since they made 4 people sleep in a pod instead of letting us spread out to the 40 available pods in the same wing. “ you’re claustrophobic?” Me “ no, it’s called a metaphor”

Left handed steam bucket…

Luckily, all of my Commands were not so A.R. that we had to walk on thin ice. We did have a SgtMaj that didn't like certain policies that the C.O. supported, so the SgtMaj would try to use Marine Corp Tradition to discipline Enlisted he felt were out of line, in his opinion. It was not long into our WestPac deployment that we were without an Active Squadron SgtMaj as the C.O. had had enough.

Not knowing how to do PT

At Parris Island,a recruit came to clinic requesting medication to stop male pattern baldness and/or reverse it!