What you have faked being sick so you wouldn't have to go to?

I haven't faked being sick before but one time I didn't go to formation because I was near death in my bed. My Platoon Sergeant came to my door after PT and nearly knocked it down banging on it. I didn't answer so he came in, took one look at me, scooped me up, and took me to the hospital. He went from 100% rage to 100% concern in less than a second. But I wasn't faking...

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