Posted on May 10, 2016
CPT Russell Pitre
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I have found yet another fake here. Danny Erickson. I think I am getting good at this. But when you see a person claiming to be an SF officer you would expect them to provide a better story than this. This fake has been in since Somalia and is still a CPT. But don’t worry. He has also been in Hollywood working with the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. But he still had time to hit just about every conflict in the past few decades. He should have at least one star on his CIB if not 2 stars. I love how he went to Alpha base at Benning. I guess I wasn't cool enough to be there. And to do all of this as a CPT, pretty impressive.


This comes from his own Bio. This bio was supposedly developed from an interview in 1995. Please excuse the grammer. This reporter couldn’t seem to find a single period in this essay on how awesome Danny was.
1. His Mother had once shot for them ,the quickly Sponsored Denny and Archery Became just as if not more Important than Martial Arts and Gymnastics which was Great because at 9 years old He had Reached 150lbs and 5'4" Which for a 9 year old was pretty large
2. By Sophmore year Denny Was Already being bussed to William Rainey Harper College to start Gen Ed and Law Enforcement Classes , at 17 he Opted to Enlist On the Concurrent Enrollment Option Basic and AIT while finishing his Degree in Business Admin With Minor in Law Enforcement Studies ,He Graduated AIT 2nd Lt. And Was Sent to Alpha Camp outside Ft.Benning Ga, and then Fort Cambell Ky, 101st ABN Air Assault ,75th Ranger Training Corps.
3. The Then Very Green 2nd Lt. Was Deployed to Kuwait and then to Panama then Back to Saudi ,Kuwait and Afghanistan . Upon Visiting Home He was Offered Work as a Martial Arts Stunts Trainer for MMPR by an acquaintance starring in the show , for the next few years arranging his leave around the filming schedules .
4. After reporting back to the Army during a routine Halo with Canine Insertion Jump , Denny Sustained a Career ending Injury , Broken Neck C5-7 and T6-10 .
5. Den Erickson was a Martial Arts And Tactical Instructor For DOD/DOJ in the Midwest ,Recently Specializing In Canine Deployment . Teaches Krav Maga , Holds an 8th Dan Shotokan Karate ( Rank Of Kyoshi) Practices Kyujutsu /Kyudo (Japanese Archery) Fought MMA in His Youth To Keep His Edge ,was often Disqualified for Being too Aggressive, the Fights Had with Oleg Taktarov and Dan Severn Among his Best were Draws with MMA in its infancy was not legal in most states at the time .

If you go to his IMDb page you can read the whole thing but if he takes it down you can still read it in the photos.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7583758/bio?ref_=nm_dyk_trv_sm#trivia

http://www.rallypoint.com/profiles/567130-18a-special-forces-officer
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SSG Michael Fraer
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Holy $@!%! Reading that (or at least trying to) is enough to make your eyes bleed! Whoever the moron is that wrote that piece of crap needs to go back and take 9th grade English over again!
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SPC Donn Sinclair
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They're everywhere. Had a couple guys try joining our VVA chapter some years back. When they were asked for their DD-214's, (Required for membership), their response was, "We never got one, we were too far under cover. Everything we did is still classified." Yeah, sure. See the door? Take it now before you get an uncomfortable escort out.
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CPL Vinnie Vinanti
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If ya want to sound convincing tell people you were like a 91A automated logistics specialist, you were stationed at Ft. Carson and spent three years on connex detail in the motor pool. Hell, I'd buy ya a beer. Even if it was true, because you know their life sucked worse than yours.
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Lt Col Nurse Anesthetist
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He’s clearly a faker, because the first rule of Alpha Base, Special Green Berets Ranger Delta Forces is that you don’t talk about Alpha Base, Special Green Berets Ranger Delta Forces... but you didn’t hear that from me.
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Cpl Mark Sullivan
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He's 9ne bad dude
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Cpl Rc Layne
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Am I the only shitbird to ever wear a uniform?
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MSgt Matt Hancock
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When I was working in psych nursing we had a patient who claimed to be an agent for the FBI. He stated his cover name was "Agent Mouse". During one treatment session one of the staff actually called the local FBI post and asked about Agent Mouse (using speaker phone as the patient was with us so all could hear). The individual stated she had been asked about Agent Mouse before and that he had never worked for/in the FBI. As we sat around and looked at the patient he simply stated: I feel sorry for her having to answer that question as she can't divulge classified information! Chalk one up for the patient!
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SPC Phillip Vossler
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Is there a chance, he's telling us about his Call of Duty career?
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SGT Psychological Operations Specialist
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I do the opposite. I tell people I was a clerk.
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A1C Aaron Huebner
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I’d totally show you my DD-240, but the dog ate it when I got injured on that training jump.
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