Posted on Sep 29, 2015
An actual police report from Camp Pendleton
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I'm with LTC (Join to see) , I call BS on the authenticity too... because typical military police reports don't sound that intelligent, nor are they that complete. They usually look like a drunk racoon wrote them.
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Sgt Ken Prescott
>1 y
"They usually look like a drunk racoon wrote them."
Should've put a beverage warning on that.
Should've put a beverage warning on that.
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Posted >1 y ago
I call BS on the authenticity of the document....but it is damn funny.
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SSG Roderick Smith
>1 y
I can count at least 4 times I've come within 2 feet of a racoon. In residential areas, they find all kinds of crap to eat and will approach you pretty aggressively. I had one advance on me during a walking patrol once... it seemed pretty determined. Fortunately, OC spray is VERY effective.
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Posted >1 y ago
WTF that's some serious drunk ingenuity. I'm: a) Impressed b) laughing c) shaking my head
The guy probably needs counseling and alcohol treatment (I mean the breathalyzer on his vehicle is a sign already...)
The guy probably needs counseling and alcohol treatment (I mean the breathalyzer on his vehicle is a sign already...)
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MCPO Roger Collins
>1 y
Exactly. If someone feels the need to punish, give hem the Rabie's series as a result of the raccoon bite. In today's Navy, he should do a little career planning for civilian life.
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Amn (Join to see)
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I am sorry and I know this is may be outdated, but it make my day... thanks...
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