SSG Warren Swan

SSG Warren Swan

Dates of Service: May 1994 - Jun 2012
71% Complete
181 Contacts
Influence Score: 1,703,518
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I have an expert and devious mindset that has gotten me very far in life. I learned well from the Mafia, and the most hated god known to man..CQ. I was selected ahead of my peers to be the first to take off my pro-mask when engaging the enemy, selected above my peers (a VERY select group) to be the tester of the Magic Bullet, Selected by my peers to taste the Afghan food before they did.

Military Experiences

I was highly trained by Horace Gracie in the art of Brazilian Ju Buffo. I was selected ahead of my peers to train and mentor future recruits in the fine arts of Johnstons Paste Wax. I was selected by the POTIZZLE to be the first Blackhead of the CIA. Watch your B's and C's around the kid.


(2 years, 10 months)
Nov 2008 - Nov 2009
Afghanistan ribbon
Operation Enduring Freedom (OEF) - Afghanistan
Team Sergeant for Embedded Training Team 2nd Kandak 2nd Zone RC East
Dec 2000 - Jul 2001
J6 staff
Nov 1995 - Nov 1996
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Military Police

Military Credentials

Professional Development Schools

Motorcycle saftey Quantico VA

Individual & Special Skill Schools

Rapper G U Not.

Foreign Language Skills

Jive Talkin (5/5)

Personal Information

cars of all kinds