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LTC Public Affairs Officer
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This damn elf creates a whole bunch of pressure around my house. It was a cool idea years ago, but not now when the kids expect him to move every night and I have to try and get creative. I am seriously thinking about "deploying" the elf next year and just giving the kids a copy of his orders.
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LTC Jeff Shearer
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Letise a few years ago my wife and I did some pretty bad elf things. Some were a little to risqué to describe fully, I will just say he found a female elf. There were a couple of days where he found the liquor. He also had spelled out your mom is hot with cereal on the counter. I think we finally had to retire our elf was a little bit of a delinquent. What is kind of sad all of his sad, delinquent ideas came from us hahaha
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