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Did you know that if you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!
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Just from the smell of some folks after 1 fart could kill you. Some folks insides need jesus
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
CW3(P) (Join to see) Some folks' insides need Jesus, a young priest, and an old priest. I was in a top bunk on my ship, I have smelled things that violate the geneva conventions.
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So, essentially we have learned that the collective minds of scientific geniuses Oppenheimer, Bohm, Szilard, Wigner, Frisch, Peierls, Bloch, Bohr, Segre, Franck, Fermi, Fuchs and Teller aren't worth a fart?
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
SGT Michael Thorin Nope they are worth 6 years nine months of farts! Wonder what the exchange rate is on farts to dollars?
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SGT Michael Thorin
PO3 Steven Sherrill - Actually, that statement you made caused me to want to do some more math, so I have a question of opinion for you: (this could be fun)
13 scientists as individuals would actually need to be broken down individually.
6 years and 9 months equals 81 months.
So, we can divide the 81 months by the 13 scientists, and we now have a total of 6 1/4 months that these gentlemen would have to fart.
So, it is actually 6 1/4 months of farts.
However, since he didn't not mention a dump adding to it, then could we say it was not worth a crap?
What does all of this prove? I have way too much time on my hands.
13 scientists as individuals would actually need to be broken down individually.
6 years and 9 months equals 81 months.
So, we can divide the 81 months by the 13 scientists, and we now have a total of 6 1/4 months that these gentlemen would have to fart.
So, it is actually 6 1/4 months of farts.
However, since he didn't not mention a dump adding to it, then could we say it was not worth a crap?
What does all of this prove? I have way too much time on my hands.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
SGT Michael Thorin - It means we all need to tuck our pants in our socks the shit is getting deep on this thread.
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But what about that extra-jalapeno, extra-sauce super-sized from the Food Truck?
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