Posted on May 23, 2017
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty
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Lol you can't make this stuff up if you tried. Still qiestions though... like why was the body badly decomposed... ohhh Florida Florida lol
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty
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Posted 7 y ago
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Wait? I'm confused. How LONG was she dead for before the police showed up?
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so does that mean hes gotta get a little sign that says "choking hazard" and hang it around his dong?
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MSgt Stephen Council
Cpl Christopher Kirkpatrick Your response made my shoot coffee out my nose form laughing.
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Cpl Christopher Kirkpatrick
I mean, what if, and this is America where shit like this is possible, but what if he is now court ordered to have some kind of "warning" pertaining to his dick. Does he need to carry pamphlets? get a tattoo next to his dick? the sign?
and im with MSG (Join to see) how long was she dead before something happened about this?!?! Her body was to decomposed to determine cause of death.
MSgt Stephen Council sorry about your coffee MSgt, i made myself laugh harder than i probably should have typing that
and im with MSG (Join to see) how long was she dead before something happened about this?!?! Her body was to decomposed to determine cause of death.
MSgt Stephen Council sorry about your coffee MSgt, i made myself laugh harder than i probably should have typing that
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MSgt Stephen Council
Cpl Christopher Kirkpatrick - Its all good. I firmly believe that laughter is a true health promoter! Thanx for the humor, and I think it would be hilarious to make him get a tattoo on his junk!
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