Seattle Councilman Objects to Hosing Excrement-Covered Sidewalks Because It’s Racist

Even the bear - who basically uses the woods as his toilet - says this is pure male bovine excrement

A few months ago I held a door open at a store for a woman, who glared daggers at me for it. Literally, it looked like she'd attack me for the act if I wasn't twice her size. I couldn't figure out my transgression, so I asked around. Evidently, being polite and holding doors open for people now is a 'microaggression'. Note that I would have held the door for anyone, of any gender or age. *Scratches his head.*

CPT Jack Durish What a moron. This is a health and safety issue. This councilman should be given a bucket of soapy water, a hand brush and given a day to get the job done his way. See how quickly his tune changes then.