Posted on Aug 31, 2017

Opinion: Care packages should only contain booze, tobacco, and porn

SSG Diane R.

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Opinion: Care packages should only contain booze, tobacco, and porn

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Cpl Jeff N.

Posted >1 y ago

When we were asked what happened to our paychecks. We would say I spent most of it on women and booze, the rest I just wasted.

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SSG Diane R.

>1 y

Lol

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Sgt Wayne Wood

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Sounds about right

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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen

Posted >1 y ago

Imagine the Social Actions Office just loves this! Another Duffelblog winner.

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Sgt Wayne Wood

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What's a social actions office?

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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen

>1 y

Dating myself but had to look it up. Now called Military Equal Opportunity Office. Anyhow back when the dinosaurs roamed we had a USAFE inspection at our remote site in Turkey and the up tight Social Actions inspector told me that if anyone drank an alcoholic beverage every day they were considered an alcoholic. I kind of gave him a wide eyed look and told him if that was the case we had a detachment full of alcoholics babysitting special weapons. He never bugged me for the rest of the inspection.

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Sgt Wayne Wood

>1 y

So... is it an OIC of Do-Gooderism or the CINC of Busy-Bodyism?

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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen

>1 y

I vote for OIC of Do-Gooderism

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SGT (Join to see)

Posted >1 y ago

Who needs cookies?

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Opinion: Care packages should only contain booze, tobacco, and porn

Opinion: Care packages should only contain booze, tobacco, and porn

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