Sailor Spontaneously Combusts After Cutting Across Grass In Uniform — Duffel Blog

PO1 Tony Holland it wasn't spontaneous combustion, a Senior Chief was practicing the Chief's Death Stare, and when he veered onto the grass he let loose on the poor bastard incinerating him instantly.

Sailors don't have SGTs. Just sayin'.

PO1 Tony Holland - while "blood makes the grass grow", stay off the grass!