Brazilian model sues Palm Desert hotel over bed bug bites

I thought I had received damages from the bites from bed bugs. It was terrible. Endless nights of sweating and crying. Huddled alone on the floor for fear of those tiny creatures of hate and devastation!

I would later find that I was just having a severe allergic reaction to the thought of having to get a job that involved labor and physical effort.

Who knew.

Maybe they were attracted by the wax Brazilians are famous for

Sir, it wasn't the "young person with the dictionary" who mangled the language. It was her ambulance chasing attorney.