4 of the funniest boot camp stories we've ever heard

The best one I can think of, about 50 of us were the first to hit the company and did our duffle bag drag etc, the next day about another 40 came it. Of course we were up on the third floor watching them go thru their duffle bag drag. Now most of the Drill Sergeants favorites sayings was beat your face (push ups). So when one of the started yelling beat your face, this one kid, closed his eyes and started slapping his face. This confused the Drill Sergeant, so he walks over while this kid is just slapping himself silly and yells "what the hell are you doing private". The kid without opening his eyes yells beating my face drill sergeant. I thought the sergeants were going to loose it.

I worked with a crazy hippie about 50 years ago. He had joined the Marines and was from Montana. A DI starts giving him a hard time about being from Montana. The DI screams at him “There aren’t any women in Montana so you F—k sheep right maggot”. My work mate with out missing a beat says “ no Sargent” so it sounded like a sheep bleating. This produced a cascade of guffaws in the ranks. Next day during noon chow my friend was standing on garbage cans in front of the mess hall banging on a garbage can repeating over and over “ hahahehe I am a funny man hahahehe”.

LOL roflmbo