The Task & Purpose guide to dressing like you wanted to join the military, but...

My favorite, LOL: Glowbelts, it's what all the troops are wearing...


Did you know that glow belts are non-scientifically proven to make you go faster? No? Glad I could help. Yes, it's pretty much the same as putting a racing stripe on a Ford Pinto. This is funny stuff!

"You can call me Trust Fund Commodore" LOL.

The age of imagination