Posted on Nov 4, 2019

Archaeologists Discover AR-15 Cain Used To Kill Abel

1SG Steven Imerman

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"If only there were sensible gun control laws, humanity's first-ever homicide could have been avoided."

Archaeologists Discover AR-15 Cain Used To Kill Abel

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SPC Michael Oles SR

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Great discovery it’ll answer a lot of questions and it looks like in good condition

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1SG Steven Imerman

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Maybe some manufacturer will offer an "Abel Memorial" version, and maybe even a "Raise Cain" edition for the wanna be bad boys.

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SPC Michael Oles SR

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Don’t toy with my emotions. 1SG Steven Imerman

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CPL Douglas Chrysler

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Did it shoot rocks?

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SPC Michael Oles SR

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I don’t think if on full auto.

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TSgt David L.

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LOL I thought it was an assault rock this whole time!

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SPC Michael Oles SR

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There’s a fine line between the two it’s a honest mistake

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TSgt David L.

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SPC Michael Oles SR - Especially if it was a black rock!!

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Archaeologists Discover AR-15 Cain Used To Kill Abel

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