E-4 Mafia designates Sergeant Majors nonessential personnel

There was a move to do this to CW5s since no one can find them anyway

LOL

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye....
It has been decreed that SSGs are now to yell at Soldiers for walking on the grass.
Floggings have now been implemented as morale boosters.
The SGM position has also been declared excess to Battalion needs and will now be taken over by the S1 MSG....