Back To Normal: Conservatives Go To Work While Liberals Stay Home

"We can now say with undeniable certainty that these are normal times," explained social psychologist Ben O'Reilly as he handed a hippie a twenty-dollar bill. "Conservatives are once again doing all the hard work to keep the economy afloat, while liberals sit at home, pretend to be sick with the Coronavirus, and collect government paychecks. Congratulations America, you are back to normal!"