Army holds safety stand-down to address dangers of drinking antifreeze

Good one, MSgt Danny Hope! Reminds me of being in Vietnam and having an officer from the Pentagon show up to discuss drug abuse with us. He stood in front of us and said, "All right men, I'm here to talk about amphetamines and barbitrates." He pronounced amphetamines as an-fet-a-mines, instead of am-fet-a-means. Everybody rolled their eye and went to sleep.

At least they weren't going to freeze...