NRA-ILA | Australia’s “Common Sense” Gun Control Snares Nerf Blasters?

Coming soon to a country near you! It has been determined that it is "only common sense" that the forefinger which can be used in imitation of a firearm barrel will henceforth be amputated at the second knuckle or registered as a firearm. It remains undecided by the Congress whether the middle finger will receive a similar treatment since it is actually a longer finger and more likely to cause alarm following the amputation of the forefinger. Recently several members of the House and Senate openly questioned whether the thumb should receive similar treatment as it can be used to imitate a hammer. A Fox News reporter assigned to the State of Columbia (and missing both forefingers) questioned how health care providers would be able to suture wounds. The spokesman stated that everyone would be provided training in the self-use of staplers.