Florida ordered 90,000 child vaccine doses. Texas ordered 1 million.

So.... A state that preaches and prioritizes decentralization did not do a massive centralized vaccine order? Shocked.

This is horrible! The poor kids going without vaccines! Oh. Wait. They are getting their vaccines, and there is no shortage? You means that decentralized thing worked?

Well, I'll be damned. Still... Must make it look like Florida is failing. Headlines, decrying their lack of ordering, STAT! We can't let anyone think Florida (and their EVIL governor) are succeeding at anything, anywhere, EVER.

They do matter, however your opinion doesn't.