Man Wears Mask Into Walmart, Not Because Of COVID But Because It’s Walmart

Satire alert! This actually makes sense to me, LOL
"Something happens to the people that go there; they lose any concept of personal space...everyone's a walking biohazard. And don't get me started on cross-contamination. I once saw a gallon of milk sitting between two throw pillows—in the garden section!" wrote Cleanmanson for a Walmart Customer Experience Survey.