Pentagon To Shut Down Navy Fuel Tank Facility In Hawaii Amid Massive Leak

A tough situation. I hope they figure it out right.

As a result of this fuel leak, all night training revolutions are hereby cancelled.
All Pacific forces will begin immediately transitioning to wind and solar power so we than we can lead the world in zero emissions combat from our moral high ground. But only during daylight hours and in high-wind areas.
That is all.