31 Absurdly Worded Newspaper Headlines.

So many to choose from I can’t decide my favorite one….. “Missippi’s literacy improving” made me snort my Coffee lol

Dammit, they stole my study! (headline #3) Can't find the dang post (wish there was a better search function on RP), but posted one about my study that proved that if you breath oxygen you're much more likely to develop cancer than the control group of dead people that weren't breathing.

"English to be taught before English can be reeded".