AG Garland appoints special counsel to investigate Biden classified documents

So as this begins, I am going to come out and say this straight up. I do not think Biden has committed a crime here, but I want the investigation to review all the outgoing paperwork from when he was in office, where they went, any and all of the chain of custodies, and how secure the facilities were in which they were stored. But I have to nominate this line as the stupidest quote of the week (with a close second of the next one):

"I'm going to get the chance to speak on all of this, God willing it'll be soon, but I said earlier this week — and by the way my Corvette is in a locked garage. It's not like it's sitting out in the street," Biden responded.

Runner up:
"I've never seen a luckier person than Donald Trump," Behar declared. "Just as we're this close to getting him, somehow these documents appear," appearing to suggest they were planted.