Breaking: Department of Defense downs high-altitude object over Lake Huron

Flying objects are being shot down with some regularity over US & Canadian Territory. The first landed in the Atlantic, the second in the Arctic Ocean, the third in Canada (the frozen land of tyranny) and then the last one today was shot down over Lake Huron. How have we managed to put three in the drink and one in the rough? These goings on haven't made me forget one iota of the accusations against the Biden Crime Family or the Democrat Party's efforts to subvert the Bill of Right's protections for the American people. All of this is just too convenient for words.